
Also the hellfire -or whatever the ♥♥♥♥ they are called- cannons are serious business, I thikn they have an accuracy tweak towards always. You deserve to be cold, you live in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arctic, you should have figured this out by now you roided out bastards. Have fun running around with a bunch of tents you stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ YOU FINE I HAD THE MONEY BUT I WAS PLAYING WARBAND AGAIN. Sorry, i know they came out about a bazillion years ago but I just haven't had the time. That and the cruel reality that I have as of yet to play them. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM ANGRY ABOUT?! ELVES!!!!!! Watching them reap through squads while taking next to no damage is a nice feeling. Also they get spectres with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scythes in two flavors, cavalry and infantry. They have giant flying squad destroyers that you can use to ♥♥♥♥ up just about every other unit in the game except those specifically designed to counter them, and even then its kind of a gamble for those units. If teenage girls ever find out about this faction they might have to indict Heinrich Kemmler for permanently altering the gene pool of the mortal empires with his. They play position, they calculate, they assess, they emplace, adn then they ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up with giant cannons and apache helicopters while their grandpa with his ♥♥♥♥♥♥ beard draggin five feet behind his arse holds the line with all the other grandpas. They get REALLY good infantry killers like the rat ogres and warpfire throwers. Well besides the tyrannid, but you wont have to worry about them until your warhammer addiction becomes that of a raging alcoholic and you start playing things like Dawn of War 2: Squads Surrounded by Grey ♥♥♥♥♥.īut I digress, they are numerous, and weak at first. Not the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ones they got out of a mosquito's amber petrified ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a needle, but a badasss tyranasaurus and the one with the +2 mace on his tail. Lizardmen, early game can tear literally any other faction to shreds, which is appropriate, because they are giant lizards. I kinda suck ♥♥♥♥ at video games in general, but this is my summary. Really its just about picking an aethetic and playstyle you want to stick with for 100+ turns, picking what units you would like to be kickass, meh, or bad. On a side note, i have not bought tomb kings yet, but intend to as soon as my lawsuit against the government of Kazakhstan comes through, so I have no idea how they play.


Some get ballin ass cav, some get deathballs of churning plate metal with exploding throwables (shout-out to my ironbreakers, you are so OP it is simply backwards), some still get some giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog things with lasers coming out a lamp or some ♥♥♥♥. Idk dude, late game almost every faction gets top tier units.
